Friday, January 6, 2012
This morning I have diagnosed myself an insomniac. While researching this horrible state of being I have to agree that these are really the 7 things I learned when I am in insomnia. Lately though, I've just been finding myself laying there angrier than all get out cursing my brain and pissing of Husby.
Husby: "How did you sleep last night?"
Husby: "yeah, I could tell"
Me: "Why didn't you do anything?"
Husby: "What am I supposed to do?"
Me: " I don't know...comfort me or something"
Husby: "When one person is being a complete asshole in bed and the other one is awake...It's everyone for themselves."
Me: Stunned silence.
Me: " So do I cry out or attack you? "
Husby: "...uh I usually try to ignore you and push you off the bed."
I can't sleep like a normal person. This is more like it.